Sunday, June 12, 2005

"He was just doing his job!!"

"You must have shit in your pants!!" I said laughing out loudly. Ritesh sulked.
"Yeah, when you have the sharp edge of rampuri knife touching your throat I dont think you have many options!!!"
"Abey yeah very bad. These guys should be made to suffer in jail"
"No man, he was a nice guy. Good at heart. He was just doing his job."

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Ritesh was returning from another hindi flick. As the road was very busy he was taking the underground crossing. He was still thinking about the scene where aishwarya ray bends down for that now famous taal shot. He was oblivious to his surroundings. If he would have paid a little more attention then he would have realized that two guys who didn't look like meaning any good buissness were advancing towards him. Suddenly Ritesh felt as if he was flying in air and before he realised he was pressed against the sidewall..

"Sale humare area ki ladki ko chhedega?? madarchod"
"Ji aapko galat fahmi ho rahi hai. Meine kisi ladki ko nahin chheda!! "
"Chutiya dikh raha hun kya? Behenchod, tereko aaj batate hain ki ladki ko chhedane se kya hota hai?"

As one of the guys was doing all this talking the other one has been looking around and on finding no one around pulled out his rampuri from his pocket. The guy holding Ritesh lets him go. But before he can have a breath he senses the knife on his throat. And this was the time when he shit in his pants.

"Ji jitna paisa lena he lelo..please marna mat." Saying this Ritesh gives his wallet and watch to these two goons.

"Kafi samajhdar hai be..Sabko itana deemag hota to humara kaam bhi jaldi hota..sale aadhe timetak rote rahatey hain ki humne kisi ladki ko nahin chheda..maa ke laudoon..hume bhi maloom hain tumne kissi ko nahin chheda" ..With this they let go of Ritesh and started running towards the exit.

Ritesh was just trying to come out of this trauma when he heard the deadly voice again.

"Abey bus ke liey paise hain tere pas..yeh le panch rakh..chal phir"

He forces 5 ruppees into Ritesh's trembling hands and runs towards his compatriot who is waiting very restlessly.

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To this day Ritesh still vouches that the man who robbed him of everything but Rs. 5 was much better than most of the other humans on the face of the earth.

8 comments:

Shrini said...

abbe jhaveri..... kitna time ho gayaa usey dekhe hue... where is he now btw?

Panda said...

UCLA doing masters in elec..

Anonymous said...

:D Nice Goons!

And more importantly, there is one more shot in Kandukondein Kandukondein (I know the spelling is wrong!)where she bends and we can see her nip (for a micro nanosecond!)

I post all sort of arbit things n comments!

Anonymous said...

this story has taken a lot of liberties creatively ... it didnt happen quite like that and trust me no feaces was involved ... and they didnt give me 5 bucks ... i actulaly asked for 20 rs to go home .. :) tht i think is the best part

Anonymous said...

i wouldn't have had the guts to ask for any cash :) if u did do that.. amazing :P

Sandeep Bala said...
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Anonymous said...

Would it help if I said Ritesh anagrams to "Er, shit"?

Jay Jhaveri said...

You got mugged . . . and u shat in ure pants :)!!! does mom know about this. . .all her potty training d=own the drains..